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C program to propose a girl

I friend forwarded me this email a long time back. Enjoy! #include “STD ISD PCO.h” #include “love.h” #define Cute beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf(”100%”,&ladies); if(lady ==Cute ) line++; while( !reply ) { printf(”I Love U”); scanf(”100%”,&reply); } if(reply == “GAALI”) main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == “SANDAL “) exit(1); else if(reply == “I Love U”) { lover =Cute ; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant: { food++; smile++; pay->money = lover->money; return(college); } if(time==2.30) goto cinema; cinema: { watch++; if(intermission) { coke++; Popecorn++; ...

Think Before You Speak . . .

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that so...