Pravab

Jiraiya Sensei: There are 'three sins' that shinobi is forbidden to do. These are three things to stay from! The three vices I will point out are alcohol. Women and money! Orochimaru: Your stupidity still hasn't been cured Jiraiya! Jiraiya (to Orochimaru about Naruto): You still don't understand what it takes for a shinobi to be called a ninja. The most important ninja talent is not the number of techniques one acquires, the important thing is a spirit which never gives up! Jiraiya (to Tsunade): The Hokage of the hidden leaf's always protected those in the village, they always dreamed of achieving peace in the chaotic world and bring prosperity to the village. They bet their lives of their dream! Toad Boss: Manda and Orochimaru, Katsuyu and Tsunade, long time no see. What, planning some special reunion eh? Jiraiya? Shikamaru: Damn I hate women. They are selfish and annoying. They always act all cordial and friendly, I can never...

Sakura (When Naruto says he got to take a piss): What are you doing in front of a lady?? Do that in the Bushes (smacks him) {Fake Naruto}. Fake Naruto (after taking a piss): Man, so much came out. I fell great. Sasuke: Relax for a moment and you will really be killed. Orochimaru (after Sasuke stab himself): To injure his own body to erase the feeling of fear and pain, heheh as I thought, he's no ordinary prey. Naruto (after Sasuke decides to give the scroll to enemy): Liar, there is no way such a stupid coward like you is the Sasuke I know! Naruto (to Sasuke after blocking Orochimaru huge snake): Hey you alright scaredy cat? Orochimaru (to Sasuke):To be able to use the sharingan so well at this age, you truly are the man that carries the uchiha blood. Just as I thought, I want you. Orochimaru (after biting Sasuke):I gave him a going away present. Sasuke kun will seek me to seek power. Lee: I am the beautiful green beast of the hidden leaf, Rock...