C program to propose a girl
I friend forwarded me this email a long time back. Enjoy!
#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf(”100%”,&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf(”I Love U”);
scanf(”100%”,&reply);
}
if(reply == “GAALI”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == “SANDAL “)
exit(1);
else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
...