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Some Nice and Important Lessons to keep in mind

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Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. ...

C program to propose a girl

I friend forwarded me this email a long time back. Enjoy! #include “STD ISD PCO.h” #include “love.h” #define Cute beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf(”100%”,&ladies); if(lady ==Cute ) line++; while( !reply ) { printf(”I Love U”); scanf(”100%”,&reply); } if(reply == “GAALI”) main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == “SANDAL “) exit(1); else if(reply == “I Love U”) { lover =Cute ; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant: { food++; smile++; pay->money = lover->money; return(college); } if(time==2.30) goto cinema; cinema: { watch++; if(intermission) { coke++; Popecorn++; ...

Think Before You Speak . . .

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that so...